My application

Subject: My application Mon Nov 02, 2015 12:36 am

Dudez

Real name: Frobama, King of the Turks
Age: 10
Gender: ???

Hobbies:
- Del Taco
- Porn
- Bible Studies

Leaving behind those fake and gay fuckers from zXc. I'm applying for the position of Cpt. Ban Hammer. Highly qualified. Kicked my own grandma out of the house for coming up short on the rent. Also, looking to sell my old 1995 Corolla. PM me with your offers, no lowballing.

Subject: Re: My application Mon Nov 02, 2015 12:38 am

did u make sure ur grandma took her starter pack with her?

Subject: Re: My application Mon Nov 02, 2015 12:39 am

ill give you $5 for the Corolla

Subject: Re: My application Mon Nov 02, 2015 12:39 am

fucking kebab

Subject: Re: My application Mon Nov 02, 2015 12:40 am

So Slyspy, is dudez in LTK or what?

Subject: No. Mon Nov 02, 2015 12:40 am

I ate her.

Subject: Re: My application Mon Nov 02, 2015 12:42 am

Unfortunately, Dudez is too old for the position of banhammer.

Subject: Re: My application Mon Nov 02, 2015 12:43 am

im 3 1/2 can i have the position?

Subject: Re: My application Mon Nov 02, 2015 1:03 am

3.5 inches deep in ur mom?